As an I.T. professional, I get some, um, shall I say random questions from time to time. This one came this morning on my IM. (Instant Messenger)

  • Coworker: STUPID QUESTION TIME- is there a way top make my keyboard silent?
  • Me: Tap it three times on the left, then three times on the right, then say “silent, silent, or I’ll get violent” real loud so all the other people in Finance can hear you. If that doesn’t work, let me know and I’ll come and see if I can do anything.
  • Coworker: VERY FUNNY
  • Me: it won’t work if you don’t believe in it

Hope you enjoyed that as much as I did.