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My Tribute to FrankTurkistan

August 28, 2013 by Michael Coughlin

Click through the links and sing the tune to Don MacClean’s American Pie.

 

A long, long time ago
I can still remember how the sarcasm used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could write posts in advance
And maybe be like Turk for a while

But posts like this they made me shiver
Like a pad of ink without a quiver
Sad news on the intraweb
Couldn’t believe what I’d just read

I had to wonder, “Does he hate us?”
Are we the cause of this hiatus?
Somehow everything’s rearranged
The day that pyyyyyyyro changed

Say bye-bye to that Centuri0n guy
I came at night to the sight but the sight wasn’t nigh
And ole Chantry, Kerry and one star hater
Were Singin’ “This’ll be the day the web dies
This’ll be the day the web dies.”

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  1. threegirldad says

    August 28, 2013 at 9:39 am

    🙁

  2. Webster says

    August 28, 2013 at 11:14 am

    “Did you write that post on tongues
    & did you say that words come from above
    just when the Bible tells you so?

    Or do you believe you can heal the sick
    Or make water come right from a brick
    Well, Frank can teach you how to Bible,
    Real slow”

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